Mommy, can I go out and roller skate tonight?!?

I am supposed to be looking for jobs in the Graphic Communications section part of the world and I have to find salaries and what type of company it is and the website the teacher gave us has none 1/3 of the information we need. Perfect. I taste something in my throat. I hope it's breakfast [the second breakfast] because it was really good. Why did I have 2 breakfasts, you ask? Well I will tell you.

It's 7:49 and I'm in my computer chair on the computer. I have to figure out which pictures I have twice [one edited, one not] and delete the old ones and then add names to the Faces in my pictures AND on top of it all,  I am importing all of my songs from iTunes to my Mac [thanks to Home Sharing. If you're listening Home Sharing, I love you and I'll be home at 4:30]. But then I go to my mom's room for something, I can't really remember, and she tells me to take nap. How dare she? She gave me a donut and I got pasta for dinner and I was so infinitely happy that I wanted to backflips off of a waterfall. Then she told me to go lay down and be calm for like, 30 minutes which as this point is near to impossible. I wasn't even sleepy! Now, I love sleep and believe me I do.

[That's me sleeping or trying to sleep]
But I do not like sleep when it takes time away from me doing awesome stuff, such as playing laser tag, organizing my iPhoto library, practicing Expert songs on GH, and doing backflips off of buildings. And this time, that's what sleep was doing to me. [Wow, it is physically impossible to do my classwork.] So I was really bummed out about having to night-night. I turned off my Dell but kept my Mac on and played my playlist titled "songs to fall asleep to and chillax and fall asleep" and that actually made it impossible to sleep because there are some amazing songs on that playlist. One of them being Skinny Love by Bon Iver. How could you fall asleep with Skinny Love on? Lemme explain how impossible: I laid down at 8:10 to nap and I didn't fall asleep til about 8:57. I was tossing, turning, singing along, farting, singing along, thinking about good ideas, figuring what I was going to wear the next day, and turning. So I finally fell asleep, and I didn't wake up til 4:30 A.M.

Remember, this was supposed to be a little nap like 15 or 30 minutes. So imagined how pissed I was when I found out that in two hours I had to shower for school. But the anger kinda slipped away when I realized that I could have spaghetti for breakfast [around 5:00] and I could get teh internetz and do stuff on my Mac [like more organizing!] Believe it or not, sometimes I lose sleep [like 5 minutes] because I'm worried that I have too many duplicates and I won't have enough memory for cookies when I Google and Twit and Flick. I also have a 250 GB hard drive and I got the computer last month, so this qualifies me as crazy. But anyways, I got on with my day that started unbelievably early. I had first breakfast around five-ish and then second breakfast around 8:10 when normally first dinner starts. I had this candy thing from Mexico, not really sure what they are called but they are amazingly awesome and I could eat 15 a minute.
Found 'em! I also found out:
•They are called Obleas
•Magical fairies and witches make these and sprinkle their magic on them in the process
•This was a really bad idea because now I can't stop thinking about how yumilicious they are



And so that is how come I had two breakfasts and I gained 5 pounds. Damn caramel and wafers. A moment on the lips and a lifetime on the hips.